Resume Ripper
Your resume asked for brutal honesty

Roast the resume. Fix the career.

Get a savage, personalized resume critique that is funny enough to share—and specific enough to help you land more interviews.

Roast my resumeSee how the damage is done

Start free. No fake praise. No invented experience.

Resume Ripper hero

“Results-driven professional”

Cool. Which results? Driven where?

The Resume Ripper promise

Personal, not canned

Feedback tied to your actual words, experience, and target role.

Savage, not cruel

We roast the document—not your worth, background, or ambition.

Funny, then useful

Every punchline should expose something you can improve.

From cringe to credible

A reality check with an exit plan.

Most resume tools politely rearrange the furniture. Resume Ripper tells you what is on fire, why recruiters notice, and what to do next.

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Step 1

Upload the evidence

Drop in your resume and tell us what role you want. We look for vague claims, tired clichés, buried wins, and formatting choices that make recruiters work too hard.

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Step 2

Take the roast

Get a personalized, punchy critique that calls out what is not working without pretending every bullet point is fantastic.

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Step 3

Leave with a better resume

Upgrade for prioritized fixes and rewrite guidance, turning every joke into a concrete next move for your job search.

Pick your pain level

Laugh for free. Upgrade to fix it.

One resume, one payment, zero mysterious subscriptions.

Quick Roast

$0

A fast first pass for anyone brave enough to hear the truth.

  • Personalized roast
  • Top resume red flags
  • Shareable highlights
Get the free roast
Best when you actually want interviews

Roast + Repair

$19

one-time

The extended roast plus a practical plan for making your resume sharper.

  • Everything in Quick Roast
  • Deeper section-by-section critique
  • Prioritized fix-it plan
  • Rewrite guidance for weak bullets
  • Human spice pass for sharper feedback
Roast it, then repair it

Before you upload

Fair questions. Straight answers.

Your bullet points know what they did

Ready to stop sounding “results-oriented”?

Upload your resume, take the joke, and leave with a clearer path to a document recruiters can actually remember.

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